Hearing Problem
After the Chruch service, a stranger approached the pastor and said, “I’d like you to pray for my hearing.”
The pastor touched the man’s ears and said a passionate, earnest prayer.
“How’s your hearing now?” the pastor asked.
Surprised, the man said, “Well, I won’t know until tomorrow; that is when my court date is scheduled.”
Knowing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom as the children drew pictures. The teacher would occasionally walk around and see each child’s artwork. As she approached one little girl working especially hard, she asked what the drawing was.
The little girl told her, “I’m drawing God!”
“But sweety,” the teacher replied, “no one knows what God looks like.”
Automatically, the little girl continued drawing and said, “Well, they certainly will in a minute!”
Learning about Marriage
A little girl finally got to attend a wedding for the first time. While in the church, the girl asked her mother: “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
The mother replied to the girl: “Because white is the color of happiness, and it’s the happiest day of her life today.”
After a little bit, the girl looks up at her mother and says: “But then why is the groom wearing black?”
Sunday School Lesson
During a Sunday school lesson, a child learned how God created human beings. The child became especially focused when the teacher explained how Eve was created from one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week, the boy’s mother saw him lying on the floor and asked him what was wrong. His reply was priceless: “Mom, I have a pain in my side — I think I’m getting a wife.”
A Hard Day at Work
God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “Do you know what I have just done? I have just created 24 hours of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Isn’t that good?”
The angel says, “Yes, but what will you do now?”
God says, “I think I’ll call it a day.”
Smart Aleck
As a child, I was punished when giving a wrong answer in Church School.
The Priest asked, “What does a Bishop do?”
Apparently, “move diagonally” wasn’t the answer he was looking for.
Palm Sunday
It was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, 5-year-old Annie stayed home from church with her mother. When the rest of the family returned home, they were carrying palm fronds. Annie asked them what they were for.
“People held them over Jesus’ head as he rode by on a colt,” her father explained.
“Wouldn’t you know it,” Annie fussed, “the one Sunday I’m sick and Jesus shows up and offers pony rides!”
